The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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