oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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