Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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