i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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