? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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