16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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