This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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