i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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