i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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