think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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