Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
