if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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