On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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