you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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