The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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