I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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