My room smells like vodka and shame
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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