Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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