Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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