For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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