What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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