Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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