Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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