There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We need a shit load of segways right now
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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