Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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