I wish I could punch you in the face.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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