I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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