ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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