i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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