he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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