Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i drank out of a bidet.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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