just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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