Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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