Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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