all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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