i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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