Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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