Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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