This girl is more easily done than said...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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