Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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