I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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