Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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