I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
