are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize