Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
