ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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