You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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