i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you didnt know i had herpes?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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