I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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