just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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