Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hippo gnu deer
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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