coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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