all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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