people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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