Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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