Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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