i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am puke
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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