So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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